Will There Be Sex in Heaven?

You probably found this article because you searched for it which means you’re really interested in knowing if anyone has any clue as to what happens in Heaven. That fact that you’re questioning the conventional ideas, is good.

The Church’s understanding of Heaven is utterly warped. People sell books about heaven. They have received their reward. The Bible tells you exactly what is in store. In high definition. The problem is that the Church has been bitten by one too many serpents in the wilderness and is sicker than paralytic, leperous, hunchback, blind, deaf man. If only it would look up, it would see…..

All I’m going to say is that the entire Bible yields every detail you ever wanted to know about Heaven. But it is not free. You must seek it. It is hidden within the pages of every book. One could write a book about it, but then, would God really reveal the depths to someone who was just going to trade them for a publishing contract?

First get this out of the way: when Jesus says, “For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven”, he is not saying there is no sex anymore. Marriage was an institution set up to prophesy the coming Great Wedding of the Lamb and his Wife (Revelation 21:9). You as a human being are a living prophecy by design. The design of your hands prophesy. Your feet are prophesy. Your eyes, ears, hair, and yes, your family jewels do too. They are revelations of something far, far better.

It is a fact that God speaks of the very things that would make your grandma drop her china:

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member [shafkah] cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. Deut. 23:1 KJV

The Lord is a hard-man when he needs to be. Pull up the parallels of this next verse and you’ll see how lots of translations trip over it:

Therefore the Lord will smite with a scab the crown of the head of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will discover[lay bare] their secret parts [potah]. Isaiah 3:17 KJV

The Hebrew word potah is a word that meant “hinge“. Strong’s Concordance tells us, “pothah (Ezek. 13:19) {po-thaw’}; from an unused root meaning to open; a hole, i.e. Hinge or the female pudenda — hinge, secret participle ”

The Ancient Hebrew Lexicon says, “The pictograph is a picture of an open mouth or hole, the is a post for hanging the standard. Combined these mean ‘hole for a post’. A hole made for inserting something. The act of intercourse.”

If you would open with me this Sunday morning to Isaiah chapter three verse seventeen……..

This prophecy in fact tells us that the men (the crown of their head) will be smitten and the women will be raped. There is yet a “bread-breaking” to come for the body of Christ. Take up your cross. You must go down if you want to go up.

Also, get it out of your mind that the Kingdom is not a literal reality or is some metaphysical place beyond outer space.  It is a new beginning of a new reign the likes of which the world has never seen. Decay is out. Flavor and vigor is in. There will be two groups of people, code-named Heaven and Earth, both of which comprise the new creation. Heaven are God’s own people, those who left all and believed, not merely those who called themselves believers. Earth is that which Heaven reigns over and possesses as an inheritance. “Heaven is my throne, Earth is my footstool.” Free hint here—-> the footstool is a footrest attached to the throne where the heels of the feet touched (2 Chron. 9:18). The heels.

Remember, Noah and his seven wasn’t the only family saved….out of the boat went a multitude of families….

Which family will you belong to? Many are called, few are chosen. Some people will be resurrected, some people will be exalted and put over all of his possessions–“the Earth is mine and the fullness thereof!”. The coming Kingdom is a brand new world where an exalted, chosen genus of an exclusive kind (Heaven-kind) reign over Earth and all in it. The Kingdom is not the end of the ‘male and female’, except in Christ’s tribe. In Christ males become princes of peace, wise counselors, mighty ones, and everlasting fathers. They become gods (Psalm 82:6). Their women are daughters of Heaven, princesses, (the meaning of the Hebrew word, Sarah) and mothers of the living after the Mother of all the Living. Christ is not the only-born of the Heaven-genus. He is the first-born among many brothers (Romans 8:29). Christ and his own tribe are the new “royal blood line”. Kings with their queens. The structure of the Kingdom is detailed everywhere: House—>City—>Land—>Kingdom.

Where will you be? This is the reign that has never existed but which God always dreamt of since the beginning. And so it is there in the beginning, in Genesis 1, he who has ears to hear let him hear. These people will be a holy family in who’s very heart the law is written. They know exactly what God’s perfect and beautiful definition of justice is. Justice reigns like it never did before because they learned it through Moses by the help of the Holy Spirit. They took up their cross and followed him. They sold everything. They put themselves last. They were born into slavery, and were called out. They were healed. Righteousness will reign like it never did before. The least will be the greatest.

Consider that the woman was constructed by God (Hebrew banah in Gen 2:22) and then note Song of Songs 7:1

The curves of your thighs [hips] are like jewels, the work of the hands of a master craftsman.
(Songs 7:1 NET)

The Father of Creation crafted those female hips. The whole of Song of Songs chapter 7 speaks of the entire female body as a refined work of art. Every daughter of Heaven gets such a finely crafted exalted body. The flesh of our bodies, we are told by Elihu in Job 33, is renewed to that of a na’ar which is Hebrew for a boy/girl at least to the age of 18 (Gen. 37:2). Jesus said that marriage would not exist for Sadducees (read the story again). So you can be sure that the man-woman dance and romance will resume to the ages the way it was meant to. Romance is at the height of all things extraordinary (Proverbs 30:18). The proverb literally reads,

There are three things too wonderful for me,
four that I cannot understand:
the way of an eagle in the sky,
the way of a snake on a rock,
the way of a ship at sea,
and the way of a valiant man with a concealed-maiden.

The prophecy says that Heaven enlarges, grows, and multiplies and “Of the increase of his government and peace there will be no end.” (Isaiah 9:7 KJV). There will be houses built, vineyards planted, and children filling the streets with laughter in a world free from injustice and unrighteousness the way God planned it.

A thousand year reign and rest comes after the first resurrection. Later, after the newly wed couple enjoys a “year off from duty and war” per the revelation in the Law of Moses, Satan is loosed on the nations of Earth. And the next stage ensues.

Recall that there were “sons and their wives” along with “males and their females” aboard Noah’s Ark. No one was single…

Also don’t forget that Psalm 78 is a story of a happy-ever-after-ending…